Lap Dancing

Now i read in the Paisley Distress today that their is a big fury at the opening of Paisley first lapdancing club, ooooohhh aahhh whit a load of mince.

Their are lap dancing clubs all over Glasgow and they dont do no harm to people who dont want to see them but the most harm they ever do to people are the ones who go in.. as soon as your through that door the only thing they want is your money nothing else...

they are rubbish, now i have an idea to get everything for nothing just let your mate pay for a dance and you watch lol costing you nothing and when he is getting a dance drink his pint...

and when he says its your round, he will still be high from the dance say to him i just got the last ones matey cant you remember has that girls boobs gone to your head already..

but youve got to remember this is a Paisley lap dancing club it will be whoouryoulookinat ya warmer society central yep it will be full of kid on hard men if you pardon the pun

so i wont be near "well thats what i will tell the wife he he"