Brother in Laws stag dou

I have been over the last week or so planning the humiliation eherm i mean my brother in laws stag doo...

so far "im not going to tell you what we have in store for him properly" we are Clay pigeon shooting in the morning, we were gonna go quad biking but it might be asking too much money from some people on the list... so we are going to go for a buffet in Paisley get tanked up... have a wee surprise he he..

then off to the big smoke ... aye glasga do some pubs and clubs then probably end up googling some scantily clad wimmen WELL IT IS A STAG NIGHT LOL so dont give me any greif...

"i feel as if i was shouting at my Conscience there he he heheheheheheheh" im going slightly mad

Luke out lol look out for the pictures

Paisley.org.uk Forums spam

getting huners of spam postings in the paisley message board, im coping with it though but just wonder what do these people get out of it??? no one in their right mind is going to click on the links to go and buy whatever they are selling and see my nude pics "not really" what.. get a life and f off

it was a lovely start to the monring but for some reason the suns been hiding behind clouds for the last hour... scottish weather eh....

Land of Leather update

Suite arrived... at last.. however


when the delivery guys turned up all looked well the sun was shining, the world cup was on the TV i had beer in the fridge "hence in the fridge and not in my hand"

the guys took out my replacement suite no probs at all...

lets get it in here i thought..

Guys: sorry mate its not going to fit.. its too big to get in your door...

ME: WTF

so after some rangling and talking the guys suggested we take it apart a procedure they had done many times.. however its going to cost me £60 plus VAT WHIT......

so anyways i have my suite nicely in my living room and im a bit poorer in the making...

dam Land of Leather and all who sail in her.. my suggestion stay clear...

Land of Leather

whooohooo our suite is finally to arrive on Monday thanks goodness for that .. Well nearly 7 months waiting for a couch is a bit out of order and to the credit of land of leather they kept us purpously in the dark to protect our feelings and also kept our suite away from us as long as possible so to preserve the leather for us.. Thanks guys ..

now lets see how the very enthusiastic "not" removal men get on....

game on

Camphill High School, foxbar

what a bizzare night, it was the open night for Camphill High School "non o' this glennifer crap" which is closing down this year "you could only dream of it in school" and being demolished for the new one which is being built right beside it..



We went into the tuck shop area where they had pictures of most years apart from this big empty space where you guessed it our year wasnt.. maybe it was one they wanted to forget since i was quite a troublemaker when i was younger maybe they wanted to forget me.. maybes maybe no...

-- wait... Australia just scored a penalty whoohoo come on your soceroos---

anyways where was i ... oh aye no pictures of my year i think i left in 88 maybe 89 at the tender age of sixteen the school was a midden then but now it looks like a hell hole .. totally manky

if i had a child there i would send in the environ mental health team and get them shut down disgusting.. we were taken on a tour by two of the girls who attend the school and it was great to see the old classrooms and talk about old teachers...

Mr Duff the librarian he he i used to lock him in the book cupboard lol
Mrs Boyle jesus she hated me i remember one time going into the classroom and she said "Brian get out" "what for Miss??" "Backchat" lol brilliant memories he he
Mr Jack te mental RE guy who used to swear all the time
Mr McKillop who used to batter me about the classroom me and robbie o'rourke lol
and the daft old gowk who done accounts who's teeth used to fall out when he was shouting at me what was his name again.. ahh mr Anderson.. think he had to retire after my stint in his clas with heart problems.. ahh well lol

what a tink eh....

but im a reformed character now honest...

ahh well back to my beer and the fitba... thank god i dont have to go to school anymore... not that i really did in the first place my mother used to drag me every morning i think by half way into first year she gave up ....

here are some images from the night crap i know but it was the best i could do

The cupboard where i locked the Librarian Mr Duff in he he

Paisley Weather

well the weather is pishing it doon outside and blowing a gale.. where is our nice summer please bring it back...

On another subject I read a couple of times during the last few days that Hugh Henry wants to meet two englishmen and say sorry for them being beat up at the Phoenix park, now is he going to say sorry to the ones who get beat up down the town and who come from far flung parts of the planet like fegie and foxbar ??? no .. one rule for the english and another rule for the fegs bloody typical get a grip Henry just cause yure noa fae fegie

as my pals dad used to always say when he was drunk "fegie young deciples ya bam"

any not so young deciples out there???

Addictive

now this is an adictive wee game for the psp here is a demo thats online

http://www.locoroco.com/index.html?locale=en_GB

Thought for the day

A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.

Where does poo come from?" she asks.The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:"Well you know we just ate breakfast?""Yes," answers the girl."Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:"And Tigger?"

"thanks to my cousin in Australia for this one"

Muglets

found this excellent website where you can put a picture of anyone on to a character and make them dance... well how long have i spent on this site and the laughs he he

here is a selection of mine

http://muglets.com/12NWW-A

http://muglets.com/5VXY-B

http://muglets.com/12NVB-A

http://muglets.com/12NV0-A

http://b.muglets.com/5VXQ-B

http://a.muglets.com/12OO6-A

http://muglets.com/5WEF-B

http://a.muglets.com/12RF9-A






go on make someone say and send them a muglet

www.muglets.com

Fathers Day

Nice relaxing Sunday, after fridays hassle its a nice change, got an email from my mate who is a mercenary in Baghdad he has been sending me some images of home made bombs "IDE's" and asking me had i came across them or something similar in my time in bomb disposal, the pictures were of very crude bombs that were basically bags which could be dropped from a car or pedestrian and the effect of such devices could cause massive damage which if you see the news every day they work...

typically though his spirits are very high "x-British Soldier too" and has a sense of humour about such things its kind of a case of get on with it and do the job...

he also was IT when he was here and we both worked together on a few things so he sent me through this funny picture of an excellent upgrade to a computer "if only"

Anyways Big T keep your head down and take care mate... made me think of him whilst i was relaxing in the safety of my home back in Paisley.....

Ups and Downs

what a day of contrast,

there was me nothing scheduled for today so i thought i would take the morning off and go for a wee saunter up Ben Lomond "i love hill walking" i had last been up the day before hogmany and done the last leg of the west highland way from the devils staircase to Fort william in blizzard conditions let me tell you "i had kind of knackered my knee so today was my first test of it"

what a great walk up to the summit, we couldnt see a thing up there as the cloud was quite low and fairly windy.. we left this morning at 6am and got there for 7.30am and finished back down for 12.15pm so not a bad effort but unfortunately half way down my knee popped so its a bit of a state as i sit here and type...

ALSO when i was half way down i decided to switch my phone back on.. 10 messages .. oh shi* whats going on .. everyone complaining about the email not working on one of my servers...

thats just what i need just when im miles from any internet access never mind i will try and call... no signal ahh jobbees

anyways back to Paisley for about 3pm and get everything sorted aparently my host had problems nationwide so i wasnt the only one affected.. not much consilation but ... ahh well...

so today was of Ups "the summit which is great" and Downs my knee and the bloody servers...

but chin up and get on with it...

--

here is a wee site that will cheer you up
THIS IS COOL

It tells you how many hours and how many seconds you have been alive on
this earth and when you were probably conceived. After you've finished
reading the info, click again, and see what the moon looked like the
night you were born.

http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp

Football Mad

found this video of football streakers, watch out for the guy wearing the scarf.. just priceless

http://www.yourfileupload.com/video/view.php?video=ba3226f8062e00849515c9a0e7154102

im still laughing

Volunteers

Just to say thanks to all the Volunteers who have helped me on paisley.org.uk "Paisley on the web" website, without their help I would really be struggling to keep it as up to date as it is...

• So big thanks to Margaret who helps answer the emails and keeps visitors informed.
• Thanks to Mhairi who has a constant stream of new events flooding into the events page.
• Indiah who constantly keeps a beady eye on the proof reading side of the website as I am constantly making errors.. oops
• Wee Vic, spot on he helps everywhere, what can i say but thanks
• Esther, Alfie, Nathan, Les, Hollowhorn and everyone else who helps in th site..
• And last but not least the Museum and Library section of the council, they have been great.

Just thought it was about time I thanked the ones who help out all the time..

cheers

Squiro

World Cup

Well i have square eyes and a belly full of beer, the world cup so far has been excellent...

we had a BBQ yesterday for my brother in laws birthday, what a laugh have you ever seen 6 drunken guys watch the world cup then go out and play football between games thinking they are all Ronaldos ?? then thats what we tried and failed to do .. what a bunch of idiots "me included lol"

well just another month left whooohooo

mines is a bud cheers...

hic

Sad news

Just watched the sad news of three brothers who have a debilitating brain illness which will eventually kill the three of them, the parents were interviewed and looked to be totally traumatized by events and even learning their oldest son has a much more aggressive form of the disease...
http://www.itv.com/news/ald_brothers.html
this was heart renching to hear that the disease was incurable, also that one of the sons needs a bone marrow transplant so he is awaiting a match..
Now this is where others could help. Register with the Anthony Nolan Trust of which I already have done son about a year or so ago.. It is easy to do so, go to this website and register and who knows you could save a life one day.
my heart goes out to the parents of the smith boys...

Cracking day in Paisley

what weather we are having at the moment fantastic ... I was up at the St Enochs centre today and just sitting in the sun was very relaxing... just makes you wonder what Scottish people would be like if we had this kind of weather all the time.. would we be as chilled out as the spanish ? or as cultural "if you can say that" as the french i.e outside cafees etc

but one thing as for sure is i might not be as peely wally as i am just now.. i am still white as a ghost.. more sun me thinks lol

World Cup

getting in the mood now and cant wait...

this wee clip will help you fill out the time waiting...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/74458/football_show/

who are you going to support since our wee nations not in the world cup???


well there is no secret who i am supporting.. yup its England

shame on me lol

Scottish Beaches

What a great weekend, the weather has been ace.. Unfortunately I have been having some major pains in my neck, side and chest which has been unbearable.

I went to the Chiropractor on Friday where the doctor there said my muscles were extremely tight and said I was best to come back in the morning to continue treatment... I couldn't get up the next day and had to take some strong painkillers to ease the pain before going back down to the chiropractors but even after getting a major doing from the doctor its still the same.. So I couldn't take junior squiro swimming on Saturday Mrs Squiro and granny squiro took him instead..

I picked them up and said if they fancied a wee drive to Largs for an hour or two since the weather was great..

Largs was bustling with people and it was great Junior squiro and niece squiro both enjoyed themselves no end on the bouncy castle and the small rides on the front..

I decided to take them to Seamill where the beach is cracking nice sandy front and not many people about.. Spot on..

so the two kids were paddling away with no shoes on and having a right old laugh...

I looked at something poking up from the sand and thought someone has put a pen in the beach I better dispose of it before someone stands on it...

on pulling it out of the sand I discovered to my HORROR it was a Fu****g syringe dirty junkie Ba*****s who in their right mind would leave something like this on a beach where kids play innocently.. These junkies need shot in fact I would shoot the bloody lot of them...

so much for the cleanliness of the beach that just shows you what there is on our beaches a few years ago the only thing you had to worry about was broken glass... But a bloody syringe my god what is the world coming too..?????

Crappy week

what a week and one to forget, first of all Monday, my car was broken into, nothing too serious though as i might have accidently left the door unlocked some amateur burglar riffled through my glove compartment and took nothing... but what really pissed me off was he chucked junior squiro's car seat out into the rain... i hope thier next jobee is a hedgehog..

Tuesday, the pipes under my floorboards burst "read the blog further down"

Wednesday, junior squiro pulls a pot full of hot wax down on himself from the kitchen surface and has minor burns to his arm, his cry was so painful it was un bearable as a paernt to cope with.. But junior squiro showed he was one brave cookie whilst Mrs squiro had to peel back the hot wax from his arm... thankfully he is fine and will heal within a few days...

thursday, one of my servers starts to give me trouble and crashes.. luckily i have a backup plan which kicks into action...

friday, the wifes just put on big brother .. need i say anymore??? lol

so a week to forget roll on next week... where i am going to make a million pounds...