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Can you help me out here???

A bizarre thing happened to me on my way back from work, a big juicy worm dropped right onto my windscreen.

Now how could it have got there?

Well I have a few suggestions, maybe,

It was on holiday and was on its way back aboard a plane and suddenly the door in the plane blew out and sucked the worm right out and it fell to its death onto my windscreen.

Maybe, it is an adrenaline freak and was practicing its jumping skills after climbing up a handy nearby tree.

Maybe, it was messing about with a firework and he got his shirt caught on the rocket and was flung up into the air.

Maybe, it was practicing on his pogo stick and suddenly a gust of wind blew him off it right into me.

Maybe, his wife flung him out and threw him that hard he went so high and because he doesn't have wings he couldn’t avoid the unfortunate events about to hit him square in the face.

Now my wife says a bird picked it up and dropped him but I told her not to be daft, "woman they make up so much mince sometime don’t they.. tch tch "

Anyways could you let me know what you think happened??? Its totally baffling me, just add it to my comments page

Jewish - Italian Prank Call

This is mental, listen right through the girls mum and dad are mental..



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Grant Caught with his pants down

here is grant my brother in law last week after the beer festival, shocking isnt it...

i know whwre is his pint glass???

My Mate Scotso

Just in case no one has seen scotso here is a cracking close up of him spotted by a keen scotso enthusiast last weekend, well done to you for spotting him before he shaved..

Happy Star Wars Day

May the 4th be with you...

Paulo Nutini

Me, the wife and a few others including scottso, sarah and christine...and her two friends all went to the Carling Academy tonight to watch Paulo Nutini and he was brilliant..

Paulo's voice is great and we all thouroughly enjoyed ourselves, we did hear that he was always pished when he was singing but i think it is all part of the act, but what an act it was...

its great to see people from close to you doing so well, me and scotso were stood next to his sister and her friends all night who were thouroughly enjoying themselves too..

Carling academy was a great wee venue as well nice and close and the sound was great..

well done Paulo, Paisley is proud of you...

he is also featured on my website

http://www.paisley.org.uk/famous_people/paolo_nutini.php

or you can read more on his website http://www.paolonutini.com/

St MIrren FC

Took Junior squiro to Love street last night to watch this seasons crunch relegation decider "well it could be" between dunfermiline and St Mirren.

Well one word to describe St Mirren DREADFUL

there was no heart, no skill and the 10 and a half thousand fans that turned up to cheer on the saints were no better, i was talking to one guy who said this was the best atmosphere he ever seen at love street, well i can tell you that he was talking crap, i used to be a loyal saints fan in the 80's and we had a lot better nights and were a lot more supportive than those guys last night.

Now i cant really blame the fans as there really was nothing to cheer about and maybe the nerves were more to do with the fans not being as loud as they should have.

I really hope St Mirren can survive in the top flight this year as I have a soft spot for them and Paisley needs a team that is doing well, if Paisley is doing well usually St Mirren are doing well too, both go hand in hand as far as im concerned.

I just wish there was some passion and heart from the St Mirren players and gave the fans something to shout about and for the packed crowd that was there last night if they won or at least tried they would maybe have won some new fans, but now most of the crowd have though exactly how i am thinking right now.. Total Sh**e