Paisley Pub Guide

I have now updated the Paisley Pub Guide which is now online at www.paisleypubguide.co.uk check it out and let me know what you think of it?

Awareness test

Awareness Test - Watch more free videos

A wee joke

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
The Gamekeeper shouts,

'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's keech an' pish!'

The man replies,

'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in English for me.'

The game keeper replies,

'I said, use two hands - you get more that way!!!'

Buddie the labradoodle

My Dog Buddie and the feilds outside my house
Originally uploaded by paisleyorguk

Look at my wee boy posin ootside in the sunshine "well foggy really" he was a wee bit exited aboot getting his phot taken lol

the knob

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.

Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'

For scott

This is for my mucket scoot..

Enterprising Energy

Promoting the use of Renewable Energy sources through Social (and mainstream) Enterprise Activities.

Please support us with our mobile phone recycling project. We can recycle just about any old mobile phone and turn that into cash to help the environment through renewable energy projects.

Within this site and blog (as well as other blogs) EnterprisingEnergy.com aim to provide people with clear information and advice to help people understand and use renewable energy sources in thier own homes, work place, schools, community buildings and anywhere else that you can think of.

Please support our work… !